- Hollywood: *puts eyeliner on a white guy*
- Hollywood: He is an egyptian man from egypt and also a pharoh he is egyptian and we did a good job
I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(
Support your local gay beekeeper
be the person your animal crossing villagers think you are
In cinema, gloves are regularly used to represent hiding one’s true intentions. Characters often seen wearing gloves are normally hiding something
Frozen is a perfect example of this
Elsa obviously uses gloves to hide her powers and doesn’t show her true self until she discards them
BUT GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS GLOVES THE ENTIRE MOVIE
Well played Disney… well played
I’m onto you, you fucking rat.
penis
penisn’t
vagina
vagouta
anus
anyou
blowjob
blowunemployed
that time carlos described mutual masturbation on nickelodeon
It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it
The Millennial generation is so broke we’re romanticizing decent housing.










