imbroglio
im·bro·glio • /imˈbrōlyō/ • noun
an extremely confused, complicated, or embarrassing situation.
  • Hollywood: *puts eyeliner on a white guy*
  • Hollywood: He is an egyptian man from egypt and also a pharoh he is egyptian and we did a good job

superficialryne:

sluttydrunk:

I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(

Support your local gay beekeeper

animoe-crossing:

be the person your animal crossing villagers think you are

fushigikid:

martinfreemansmiddlefinger:

In cinema, gloves are regularly used to represent hiding one’s true intentions. Characters often seen wearing gloves are normally hiding something 

Frozen is a perfect example of this

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Elsa obviously uses gloves to hide her powers and doesn’t show her true self until she discards them 

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BUT GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS GLOVES THE ENTIRE MOVIE

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Well played Disney… well played

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I’m onto you, you fucking rat.

quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

damn-nigga-shit:

White people be like

canlovemelikeyoudo:

that time carlos described mutual masturbation on nickelodeon

madamebomb:

girlfig:

It would be so nice to be in an apartment right now with really big open windows and lots of bright light pouring in and and long curtains and the smell of rain floating through it

The Millennial generation is so broke we’re romanticizing decent housing.